1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:01:36,097 --> 00:01:37,464 Uhhh... 3 00:01:50,724 --> 00:01:51,724 Oh, God. 4 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:30,609 Oh! 5 00:05:45,086 --> 00:05:46,663 He's just such a great Dad! 6 00:05:46,724 --> 00:05:49,309 She loves anything to do with fish, eels, 7 00:05:49,370 --> 00:05:52,333 the sea, and he surprised us with a trip to the aquarium. 8 00:05:52,941 --> 00:05:53,941 Uh... 9 00:05:54,148 --> 00:05:55,401 I wanna be married. 10 00:05:55,795 --> 00:05:57,512 The way he is so sweet with her, 11 00:05:57,913 --> 00:05:59,824 it's kinda of sexy, you know what I mean? 12 00:06:01,281 --> 00:06:02,281 Yeah... 13 00:06:23,737 --> 00:06:24,847 The fuck? 14 00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:41,431 You got to be fucking kidding me! 15 00:06:53,519 --> 00:06:54,088 Jod. 16 00:06:54,187 --> 00:06:55,742 Hey, what's up? 17 00:06:56,152 --> 00:06:57,215 So, um, 18 00:06:58,218 --> 00:07:00,394 guess who broke their fucking foot? 19 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:01,485 Oh, my God. You? 20 00:07:01,594 --> 00:07:04,408 Axl broke his fucking foot in L.A. this week. 21 00:07:04,997 --> 00:07:05,775 Axl? 22 00:07:05,905 --> 00:07:06,545 Axl Rose... 23 00:07:06,799 --> 00:07:09,095 Who the fuck do you think I am talking about? 24 00:07:09,942 --> 00:07:10,838 Guns N' Roses. 25 00:07:10,899 --> 00:07:12,381 -Guns N' Roses. Aw. -Yes, yes. 26 00:07:12,693 --> 00:07:14,502 He broke his fucking toe... 27 00:07:14,808 --> 00:07:15,885 -or something? -No. 28 00:07:15,946 --> 00:07:19,112 Seriously, and we're just finding out about this now? 29 00:07:19,547 --> 00:07:21,496 The concert is this fucking weekend 30 00:07:21,939 --> 00:07:22,989 and I'm fucking pissed 31 00:07:23,122 --> 00:07:25,919 because I am not fucking driving four fucking hours 32 00:07:26,013 --> 00:07:28,452 not to fucking see him do the fucking snake dance. 33 00:07:28,545 --> 00:07:29,907 That's fucking bullshit! 34 00:07:29,968 --> 00:07:31,775 Are you okay? Why are you yelling at me? 35 00:07:32,141 --> 00:07:33,841 Even guys like that have those. 36 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:35,829 No, no. 37 00:07:36,187 --> 00:07:38,432 No. I've just been bed garbage all day. 38 00:07:38,605 --> 00:07:39,739 All day? 39 00:07:40,178 --> 00:07:42,727 No, I literally slept for like 18 hours. 40 00:07:43,449 --> 00:07:44,605 Yelling at the moment. 41 00:07:45,948 --> 00:07:47,235 No, it's just... 42 00:07:47,709 --> 00:07:50,699 I'm driving alone to a Guns N' Roses concert, 43 00:07:51,222 --> 00:07:52,418 like a loser, 44 00:07:52,509 --> 00:07:53,630 and I couldn't even give away 45 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:55,596 free tickets on the internet to strangers. 46 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:58,719 No, okay. Maybe somebody will say yes. 47 00:07:59,046 --> 00:08:02,078 No, I'm definitely going to die alone 48 00:08:02,139 --> 00:08:04,451 in a nursing home and no one is going to come get my body. 49 00:08:04,512 --> 00:08:05,809 Girl, that's not gonna happen. 50 00:08:05,870 --> 00:08:09,195 No, no, I've worked in nursing homes and that totally happens. 51 00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:13,066 No one visits you, and then no one comes and picks up the body. 52 00:08:13,352 --> 00:08:15,242 And then you're buried by strangers. 53 00:08:16,430 --> 00:08:18,052 Boo, get it together. 54 00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:21,231 I'm just going to give up and become a burden on the state. 55 00:08:22,176 --> 00:08:23,972 You can live in hospitals for free 56 00:08:24,033 --> 00:08:25,473 if you want to, you can just show up, 57 00:08:25,678 --> 00:08:27,093 be a lazy piece of shit, 58 00:08:27,263 --> 00:08:29,132 people are obligated to take care of you. 59 00:08:29,193 --> 00:08:30,984 Well, I actually have to run here. 60 00:08:31,251 --> 00:08:32,816 What? What are you guys doing? 61 00:08:32,877 --> 00:08:34,822 We're going out tonight. I'll call you. Okay? 62 00:08:35,075 --> 00:08:37,222 Oh, no, I mean, I have to pack. 63 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:43,622 Okay. 64 00:08:43,895 --> 00:08:44,965 -I'll call you. -Okay. 65 00:08:46,872 --> 00:08:47,872 Bye. 66 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,537 -Hey. -Hey, Sis! How are you? 67 00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:34,701 Good! Just getting some stuff together to go dancing tonight. 68 00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,163 Are the kids already on the bus? 69 00:12:36,596 --> 00:12:37,765 Yeah, they are. 70 00:12:39,167 --> 00:12:40,876 Oh. You okay? 71 00:12:40,937 --> 00:12:43,674 No, no I just... I wanted... I wanted to tell them hey. 72 00:12:43,753 --> 00:12:46,440 Ah, well, they're doing good. 73 00:12:46,647 --> 00:12:48,208 Softball and bullshit. 74 00:12:48,627 --> 00:12:51,665 Yeah, no, I... I miss those little shits, yeah. 75 00:12:52,465 --> 00:12:53,667 How's the hospital? 76 00:12:56,696 --> 00:12:57,823 It's alright, I mean, 77 00:12:58,129 --> 00:13:00,089 same shit, different shift. You know? Yeah. 78 00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:02,452 You taking another contractor? 79 00:13:03,589 --> 00:13:06,110 I might, or I might not. I don't know. 80 00:13:07,566 --> 00:13:08,674 You like it? 81 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:13,324 Yeah, no, I was... I was actually thinking about buying an RV. 82 00:13:13,899 --> 00:13:15,823 -An RV. -Yeah, like a... 83 00:13:15,884 --> 00:13:17,040 -What do you mean? RV. -No. 84 00:13:17,367 --> 00:13:18,876 Yeah, like a camper that you drive. 85 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,368 Now, why would you get an RV? 86 00:13:22,487 --> 00:13:24,474 No, it's just... you know, you can travel 87 00:13:24,535 --> 00:13:28,406 and I thought there's nothing happening in L.A. except for my gays. 88 00:13:29,457 --> 00:13:31,464 And I figured, you know, I could... 89 00:13:31,525 --> 00:13:34,541 just spend like a year like just kicking it around, 90 00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:35,822 like, West Coast. 91 00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:37,051 Just taking a bunch of... 92 00:13:37,231 --> 00:13:39,960 shorter term-contracts, and I figured I could go, like Portland 93 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,862 -and then Seattle... -Jodie, this is ridiculous. 94 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:43,297 That's crazy. 95 00:13:43,358 --> 00:13:46,458 Isn't that a little dark? I mean was it just like amazing? 96 00:13:46,861 --> 00:13:49,236 I just don't know why that's so crazy! 97 00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:51,449 Have you met anyone else there? 98 00:13:52,972 --> 00:13:53,774 No one? 99 00:13:54,217 --> 00:13:56,842 Okay, no, but have you tried dating in L.A.? 100 00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:59,037 I'm just saying give it a chance. 101 00:13:59,765 --> 00:14:01,942 Don't go all-in on RV. 102 00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:05,720 Okay, well, you know what? 103 00:14:05,781 --> 00:14:07,958 Why don't you just tell the kids that I miss them. 104 00:14:08,234 --> 00:14:10,501 -Are you okay? -And... No, I'm fine! 105 00:14:11,634 --> 00:14:12,139 Jodie. 106 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,121 -Okay, I'm gonna talk to you later. -Jodie. 107 00:14:14,182 --> 00:14:16,514 Yeah, yeah, Jess, I'm gonna talk to you later, okay bye. 108 00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:11,918 Ugh! 109 00:18:19,972 --> 00:18:21,130 Hey, dude, are you okay? 110 00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:25,278 -I'm not a dude! -My bad. 111 00:18:25,551 --> 00:18:28,641 -I'm not a dude! Look! -Okay, sorry! 112 00:18:55,740 --> 00:18:58,530 Hey, I'm sorry I yelled at you, 113 00:18:59,393 --> 00:19:01,344 but it's just when I start crying I can't stop, 114 00:19:01,405 --> 00:19:03,849 and also you scared me and I didn't know what to say. 115 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,547 No... I'm sorry that I thought you were a man. 116 00:19:05,608 --> 00:19:07,418 It's just from behind you looked like you were. 117 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:10,174 With the bandanna and stuff and I'm kinda drunk. 118 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,247 You don't look like a man 119 00:19:14,703 --> 00:19:16,314 now that I'm fully seeing you. 120 00:19:18,362 --> 00:19:19,168 Uh... 121 00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:20,998 are you going to be okay? 122 00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:22,272 Yeah, yeah, I'm good. 123 00:19:24,551 --> 00:19:27,117 It's killer show, right? Axl was fucking amazing. 124 00:19:27,310 --> 00:19:28,719 Just blows my mind every time. 125 00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:30,146 Yeah... totes. 126 00:19:31,523 --> 00:19:33,512 -I just wanted to see him snake-dance. -Yeah. 127 00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:39,230 Well, do you like need me to call you a cab or? 128 00:19:39,291 --> 00:19:40,420 My car's right there. 129 00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:41,939 Are you driving it? 130 00:19:42,510 --> 00:19:43,852 Well, I'm not gonna leave it here. 131 00:19:43,956 --> 00:19:46,342 Okay... well you... you just seem like you're a little drunk 132 00:19:46,403 --> 00:19:47,905 and you've been crying. I just... 133 00:19:47,966 --> 00:19:50,466 Yeah, if I want to drive my fucking car 134 00:19:50,652 --> 00:19:53,133 I'm gonna drive my fucking car. 135 00:19:53,206 --> 00:19:55,221 And I don't see what crying has to do 136 00:19:55,282 --> 00:19:57,902 with it because I'm not crying right now. 137 00:19:58,794 --> 00:20:00,002 Where are you staying? 138 00:20:00,063 --> 00:20:00,906 The Palm. 139 00:20:01,089 --> 00:20:02,041 That's where I'm at. 140 00:20:02,229 --> 00:20:04,538 Oh, well great fuck it, then you drive us! 141 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:07,641 But don't fucking touch me... I swear to god, 142 00:20:07,702 --> 00:20:10,408 if you fucking touch me I will kill you 143 00:20:10,469 --> 00:20:11,936 and I'm not gonna have a problem with it. 144 00:20:13,002 --> 00:20:14,050 I promise not to touch you. 145 00:20:14,111 --> 00:20:15,444 Cool. Get that. 146 00:20:18,039 --> 00:20:18,883 I'm Dustin. 147 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:20,398 Jodie. 148 00:20:37,597 --> 00:20:38,611 Thanks for driving us. 149 00:20:38,910 --> 00:20:40,949 Yeah, no problem. Here... 150 00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:44,920 What the fuck are you doing? 151 00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:46,582 Snake dancing like Axl. 152 00:20:46,643 --> 00:20:48,288 You said you wished you'd seen him snake dance. 153 00:20:48,711 --> 00:20:49,715 Oh, my god. 154 00:20:49,817 --> 00:20:50,500 Wow. 155 00:20:50,903 --> 00:20:51,727 That's ridic. 156 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,894 I'm gonna go change and drink by the pool. 157 00:20:55,307 --> 00:20:57,496 Oh, yeah, I'm gonna do that, too. 158 00:20:58,844 --> 00:21:00,052 Are you inviting yourself? 159 00:21:01,057 --> 00:21:02,268 Yeah, I guess. 160 00:21:02,466 --> 00:21:03,664 You guess or you are? 161 00:21:04,390 --> 00:21:06,523 I am. I mean if that's okay? 162 00:21:07,313 --> 00:21:08,022 Oh. 163 00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:10,627 Okay. 164 00:21:11,047 --> 00:21:11,675 Sure. 165 00:21:11,736 --> 00:21:13,242 Do you wanna hang out? We don't have to. 166 00:21:13,459 --> 00:21:14,369 No... 167 00:21:15,365 --> 00:21:16,072 Let's do it. 168 00:21:16,970 --> 00:21:17,989 I'll meet you by the pool. 169 00:21:19,032 --> 00:21:19,569 Cool. 170 00:22:51,033 --> 00:22:51,811 Hello? 171 00:22:52,063 --> 00:22:53,563 We're here, babe. 172 00:22:54,045 --> 00:22:55,648 Oh, shit, yeah. 173 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:56,582 Can you buzz us in? 174 00:22:56,813 --> 00:22:58,133 Yeah, I'll buzz you in. 175 00:22:58,194 --> 00:22:59,875 -Please send that. -Yeah, I'll buzz you in. 176 00:22:59,936 --> 00:23:00,992 Don't go back to sleep. 177 00:23:01,053 --> 00:23:02,519 I'm buzzing! 178 00:23:08,839 --> 00:23:10,797 Guys, there's something seriously wrong with my toilet. 179 00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:11,941 What? What is happening? 180 00:23:12,002 --> 00:23:13,573 No. Come on, I don't know what to do, just look at it. 181 00:23:13,634 --> 00:23:15,782 It stinks. Is it overflowing? 182 00:23:16,447 --> 00:23:17,888 Jesus fuck, Jodie! 183 00:23:17,949 --> 00:23:19,572 That's actually impressive. 184 00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:21,708 Oh, no, I was not ready for this. 185 00:23:22,174 --> 00:23:23,530 What a log... 186 00:23:23,591 --> 00:23:24,564 Good for you, honey. 187 00:23:24,625 --> 00:23:25,712 I was saving it. 188 00:23:26,036 --> 00:23:27,310 Christ, Jodie, that was... 189 00:23:27,683 --> 00:23:28,841 very unnecessary. 190 00:23:28,903 --> 00:23:30,350 Maxwell was impressed. 191 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,777 I bet he was. He probably shits pellets. 192 00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:34,554 So, drinks, guys? 193 00:23:34,614 --> 00:23:35,576 Yes. 194 00:23:35,637 --> 00:23:36,420 Double. 195 00:23:36,554 --> 00:23:38,316 Are you gonna shower? I want to leave in like an hour. 196 00:23:38,377 --> 00:23:39,517 Yeah, I'm gonna shower. 197 00:23:39,578 --> 00:23:41,047 Also, my cousin Alicia is coming tonight, 198 00:23:41,108 --> 00:23:42,895 so, let's be nice to her. okay? 199 00:23:42,975 --> 00:23:44,885 What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 200 00:23:44,946 --> 00:23:45,696 I'm always fucking nice. 201 00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,563 Shower! I want to leave at 9! 202 00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:55,988 Hey, bitch! 203 00:23:56,755 --> 00:23:58,778 I'm going to the bathroom. You want to come with? 204 00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:00,713 Yeah, I guess I kinda gotta pee. 205 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,390 Whoo! 206 00:24:06,336 --> 00:24:07,165 Whoa. 207 00:24:07,394 --> 00:24:09,008 Whew! Girl, these rum and cokes 208 00:24:09,069 --> 00:24:12,010 were making me have to pee something crazy. 209 00:24:12,724 --> 00:24:14,460 Yeah... they'll do that to you. 210 00:24:14,896 --> 00:24:15,515 Ugh! 211 00:24:16,709 --> 00:24:17,997 Oh, my god. 212 00:24:18,057 --> 00:24:20,021 This guy is blowing me up right now. 213 00:24:20,082 --> 00:24:21,484 We just fucking matched... 214 00:24:22,033 --> 00:24:23,888 there is an incubation period. 215 00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:26,773 God, have some chill, brother. 216 00:24:27,152 --> 00:24:29,992 You can't start blowing me up two seconds later. 217 00:24:30,092 --> 00:24:31,557 I'm just not into it. 218 00:24:31,618 --> 00:24:33,745 I'm not down for that. You know I'm not down like that. 219 00:24:34,096 --> 00:24:35,248 Do you get that? Like... 220 00:24:35,309 --> 00:24:36,482 they think you're going to drop everything 221 00:24:36,542 --> 00:24:37,971 and be ready for a date... 222 00:24:40,579 --> 00:24:41,425 Jodie? 223 00:24:44,923 --> 00:24:45,798 Jodie? 224 00:24:51,493 --> 00:24:53,566 Hey, where did you go? 225 00:24:53,653 --> 00:24:54,393 What? 226 00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:56,422 You left me in the bathroom. 227 00:24:56,483 --> 00:24:58,805 Oh, yeah, I was done, so I left. 228 00:24:58,911 --> 00:25:00,459 I'm sorry, did you need help? 229 00:25:01,157 --> 00:25:03,633 No. No, it's fine. It's cool. 230 00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:07,316 Okay. Sorry. Okay, sorry. 231 00:26:17,343 --> 00:26:18,818 Oh. Doing great. 232 00:26:18,878 --> 00:26:21,649 Yep. Let it out. Let it all out. 233 00:26:22,007 --> 00:26:23,956 I'm having fun! 234 00:26:24,439 --> 00:26:27,193 I shouldn't have had so many pina coladas. 235 00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:29,183 You had the right amount of pina coladas. 236 00:26:29,340 --> 00:26:31,237 -Here, drink some water. -Let's... let's dance. 237 00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:32,284 No, we're done. 238 00:26:32,662 --> 00:26:33,506 -We're done doing that. -I like... 239 00:26:33,580 --> 00:26:36,283 Did you ever think about getting an Aphrodite-type 240 00:26:36,344 --> 00:26:38,455 hairdo where you look like a goddess? 241 00:26:38,664 --> 00:26:40,217 No, Pete, I haven't thought about that. 242 00:26:40,278 --> 00:26:41,981 Why don't you drink some of this water? Drink this water. 243 00:26:42,042 --> 00:26:44,381 Okay, does it have vodka in it? 244 00:26:44,442 --> 00:26:46,612 No, absolutely not. 245 00:26:46,675 --> 00:26:49,091 Oh, honey! Who put water... 246 00:26:49,459 --> 00:26:50,954 who put water in there? 247 00:26:51,015 --> 00:26:52,497 Me, I put water in that. 248 00:27:18,337 --> 00:27:19,180 Ugh. 249 00:29:10,454 --> 00:29:12,263 Wow, she's a lady. 250 00:29:12,393 --> 00:29:13,434 Yeah. 251 00:29:13,965 --> 00:29:16,200 Nice shirt! 252 00:29:17,056 --> 00:29:17,963 What are you drinking? 253 00:29:18,246 --> 00:29:18,964 Still beer. 254 00:29:19,024 --> 00:29:20,030 Ah, yeah, me, too. 255 00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:21,903 -Uh, if you need one take one. -Oh, it's okay. 256 00:29:22,187 --> 00:29:23,463 No really, I'm here by myself. 257 00:29:23,524 --> 00:29:24,886 I don't need to drink all of this. 258 00:29:25,053 --> 00:29:27,440 Shut up! I'm here by myself! 259 00:29:27,792 --> 00:29:28,843 I was just telling my friends that I 260 00:29:28,904 --> 00:29:30,694 would be the only loser here alone but... 261 00:29:32,471 --> 00:29:33,496 So where do you live? 262 00:29:33,557 --> 00:29:34,399 Santa Clarita. 263 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:36,521 I live in L.A.! 264 00:29:36,717 --> 00:29:38,017 -Crazy! -Yeah, that's super close. 265 00:29:39,372 --> 00:29:41,031 You know I wanna say, uh, 266 00:29:41,092 --> 00:29:42,551 I'm not a loser, I just... 267 00:29:42,854 --> 00:29:44,702 couldn't find anyone to come with me. 268 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:46,047 Seriously? 269 00:29:46,974 --> 00:29:48,266 Did I hurt your feelings? 270 00:29:48,327 --> 00:29:49,096 No. 271 00:29:51,862 --> 00:29:53,465 You couldn't get your wife to come with you? 272 00:29:53,526 --> 00:29:54,468 I don't have a wife. 273 00:29:55,273 --> 00:29:56,915 You... you look like you would have a wife. 274 00:29:57,255 --> 00:29:58,039 Nope. 275 00:30:00,239 --> 00:30:01,224 I did. 276 00:30:02,041 --> 00:30:03,743 Did she divorce you for wearing that shirt? 277 00:30:03,803 --> 00:30:05,803 You are being sarcastic. 278 00:30:06,531 --> 00:30:07,938 You're about to feel really bad. 279 00:30:08,808 --> 00:30:09,552 She's dead. 280 00:30:09,932 --> 00:30:11,316 Oh, fuck, I'm sorry. 281 00:30:11,377 --> 00:30:12,623 Eh, it's alright. 282 00:30:12,931 --> 00:30:15,398 It happened like two and a half years ago, it's fine. 283 00:30:21,711 --> 00:30:23,444 So, you like Guns N' Roses. 284 00:30:23,505 --> 00:30:25,338 Yeah, fuck, yeah. 285 00:30:25,399 --> 00:30:26,479 I mean I grew up with them. 286 00:30:26,540 --> 00:30:29,393 I fucking love them. Axl is a God. 287 00:30:30,183 --> 00:30:32,118 I'm not a gay but he is the sexiest lead singer 288 00:30:32,179 --> 00:30:33,765 out of any of those fucking bands. 289 00:30:33,826 --> 00:30:35,343 No, totally. 290 00:30:35,477 --> 00:30:36,536 I've been in love with him since I 291 00:30:36,597 --> 00:30:38,624 saw him on MTV when I was like nine. 292 00:30:39,011 --> 00:30:40,799 He's legit the first man I ever masturbated to. 293 00:30:40,860 --> 00:30:41,973 Sexy guy. 294 00:30:42,034 --> 00:30:43,387 Did you do the same thing? 295 00:30:43,448 --> 00:30:44,508 No, I did not. 296 00:30:44,615 --> 00:30:45,848 So you're... you're not gay. 297 00:30:45,909 --> 00:30:47,219 No, I just told you I had a wife. 298 00:30:47,478 --> 00:30:49,187 A lot of gay guys have wives. 299 00:30:49,468 --> 00:30:52,132 And also, we just bonded over how sexy Axl is, 300 00:30:52,286 --> 00:30:54,492 and if someone says aloud that they're not gay 301 00:30:54,553 --> 00:30:55,928 it's usually because they're gay. 302 00:30:57,621 --> 00:30:59,062 It's just all my friends are gay, 303 00:30:59,123 --> 00:31:00,964 and I just instantly lose attraction for someone 304 00:31:01,025 --> 00:31:02,307 if I get the slightest inkling 305 00:31:02,368 --> 00:31:03,835 that they're even a little bit into dudes. 306 00:31:03,896 --> 00:31:04,772 Well, I'm not. 307 00:31:04,976 --> 00:31:06,456 I don't have a problem with it. 308 00:31:06,517 --> 00:31:08,478 So you've never had a guy, like, suck your dick or anything. 309 00:31:08,539 --> 00:31:09,692 Not even once. 310 00:31:12,546 --> 00:31:14,491 I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I'm sorry! 311 00:31:14,552 --> 00:31:15,716 I have trust issues! I've... 312 00:31:16,449 --> 00:31:17,017 It's just... 313 00:31:17,420 --> 00:31:19,388 then it's something that you can just never satisfy 314 00:31:19,449 --> 00:31:20,883 in another person and it's just, like, 315 00:31:20,944 --> 00:31:24,011 I'm never gonna have a dick, I'm so sorry. 316 00:31:31,088 --> 00:31:33,464 -So what do... what do you do? -Oh, I hate that question. 317 00:31:33,658 --> 00:31:34,272 Sorry. 318 00:31:34,439 --> 00:31:37,514 No it's fine, I just... I hate people's reaction to my answer. 319 00:31:38,420 --> 00:31:40,585 -What, do you work for the IRS or something? -No... uh, 320 00:31:41,632 --> 00:31:42,842 I'm a funeral director. 321 00:31:43,015 --> 00:31:44,347 -Oh shit, fuck! -See! 322 00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:46,641 I mean I'm a travel nurse. 323 00:31:46,788 --> 00:31:48,697 So I spend most of my days like... 324 00:31:48,758 --> 00:31:51,699 up to my balls in blood, and shit and bedpans. 325 00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,019 Well, we have that in common except for the bedpans. 326 00:31:54,323 --> 00:31:56,454 Yeah, the shit just runs right down the drain. 327 00:31:56,521 --> 00:31:57,839 Yeah we put everything down there. 328 00:31:57,899 --> 00:31:59,924 It's really no different than what someone would flush down a toilet. 329 00:31:59,985 --> 00:32:00,591 Oh, sick. 330 00:32:01,370 --> 00:32:03,914 I'm probably gonna wander into the desert one day 331 00:32:04,038 --> 00:32:05,437 never to be seen or heard from again. 332 00:32:05,498 --> 00:32:06,957 What do you mean the desert? 333 00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:09,968 Well, I'd rather be, like, pecked by vultures or something 334 00:32:10,257 --> 00:32:12,696 rather than die in some nightmare nursing home. 335 00:32:12,757 --> 00:32:13,950 I've... I've pretty much accepted 336 00:32:14,011 --> 00:32:16,547 that I'm just gonna live the rest of my life a lonely old lady. 337 00:32:16,694 --> 00:32:18,931 Like a old cat woman? 338 00:32:19,117 --> 00:32:21,758 No, not a cat lady because I fucking hate animals. 339 00:32:22,268 --> 00:32:24,993 All they do is they piss and shit in your house, 340 00:32:25,262 --> 00:32:28,327 and they wanna be on you, and they cost you money, it's just, 341 00:32:28,627 --> 00:32:30,122 no, I'm gonna be like an old hag. 342 00:32:30,254 --> 00:32:31,421 Like a fag hag. 343 00:32:31,482 --> 00:32:34,771 Like, literally, all my friends are giant 'mos, I'm telling you! 344 00:32:35,164 --> 00:32:37,533 Why do you think you're going to spend the rest of your life alone? 345 00:32:37,896 --> 00:32:38,751 You're a woman. 346 00:32:38,812 --> 00:32:40,556 You could just find some random guy to be with 347 00:32:40,617 --> 00:32:41,467 if you really wanted to. 348 00:32:41,732 --> 00:32:44,402 What do you think I spend all of my time doing? 349 00:32:44,605 --> 00:32:45,905 I can't find anybody. 350 00:32:45,965 --> 00:32:48,300 I guarantee you there are guys out there that would be with you 351 00:32:48,361 --> 00:32:50,976 based off of just the fact that you are any woman. 352 00:32:51,036 --> 00:32:53,704 Well, if there are, I can't find them. 353 00:32:54,328 --> 00:32:56,442 I'm constantly being rejected by women. 354 00:32:57,095 --> 00:32:58,602 Yeah, probably because you're always 355 00:32:58,663 --> 00:33:00,001 going after the super hot ones, 356 00:33:00,162 --> 00:33:01,137 like all men. 357 00:33:01,938 --> 00:33:03,583 I'll never understand why these hideous 358 00:33:03,644 --> 00:33:05,357 man-beasts are chasing after model-types, 359 00:33:05,587 --> 00:33:06,606 like that's delusional. 360 00:33:07,033 --> 00:33:08,994 I don't go after women like that. 361 00:33:09,054 --> 00:33:10,654 I go for women like you. 362 00:33:14,306 --> 00:33:15,329 A woman like me. 363 00:33:16,084 --> 00:33:16,931 Meaning what? 364 00:33:17,698 --> 00:33:19,940 Okay, let's not pretend like you didn't just call me 365 00:33:20,001 --> 00:33:21,173 a hideous man-beast. 366 00:33:21,339 --> 00:33:22,626 I was not talking about you! 367 00:33:22,687 --> 00:33:24,787 Well, I wasn't talking about you! 368 00:33:26,045 --> 00:33:28,366 You said women like me like not models. 369 00:33:28,578 --> 00:33:30,315 Neither one of us is a model, all right? 370 00:33:30,376 --> 00:33:31,349 So, let's not pretend like... 371 00:33:31,513 --> 00:33:33,451 either of us has anything over on the other one. 372 00:33:33,671 --> 00:33:35,486 Marilyn Monroe was a size 16! 373 00:33:35,547 --> 00:33:36,612 Okay... 374 00:33:38,904 --> 00:33:39,783 Fuck off. 375 00:33:45,810 --> 00:33:47,208 Oh, my god. 376 00:33:49,635 --> 00:33:51,713 Oh! You're such a pussy! 377 00:35:12,224 --> 00:35:14,824 Text Dustin, 'Are you in your room?' 378 00:35:48,339 --> 00:35:49,399 Hey, it's Dustin. 379 00:35:49,581 --> 00:35:50,499 Leave a message. 380 00:36:08,342 --> 00:36:10,208 -Hey, it's Dustin. Leave a message. -What the fuck? 381 00:36:28,039 --> 00:36:29,636 Shit, shit. 382 00:36:55,589 --> 00:36:56,655 Hey, it's Dustin. 383 00:36:56,875 --> 00:36:57,941 Leave a message. 384 00:36:59,962 --> 00:37:04,762 Hey, um, so, um, I'm calling just 'cause I'm here. 385 00:37:05,111 --> 00:37:06,011 Um... 386 00:37:06,667 --> 00:37:09,504 yeah, I... I was gonna drop this stuff off 387 00:37:09,714 --> 00:37:11,268 so, hopefully... 388 00:37:11,742 --> 00:37:14,021 you will feel better um, 389 00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:18,410 so, yeah, I just... I... I figured I would drop them by, um, 390 00:37:18,763 --> 00:37:20,719 I'm not going to stay or anything. 391 00:37:21,300 --> 00:37:22,428 Uh... 392 00:37:23,077 --> 00:37:24,730 so, um, I'm gonna hang out 393 00:37:24,791 --> 00:37:27,691 around my room so just give me a call and... 394 00:37:27,986 --> 00:37:30,771 I can drop this stuff by and if you're feeling better 395 00:37:30,832 --> 00:37:31,955 you know maybe we can hang, 396 00:37:32,332 --> 00:37:32,908 or not, 397 00:37:33,778 --> 00:37:35,954 whatever is cool with me... 398 00:37:36,250 --> 00:37:37,407 either is fine. 399 00:37:38,276 --> 00:37:39,044 Okay... 400 00:37:39,329 --> 00:37:40,414 talk soon! 401 00:37:42,672 --> 00:37:45,904 Whoa! Okay, I don't know what that was. 402 00:37:46,615 --> 00:37:48,289 Okay, um, okay b... 403 00:37:48,396 --> 00:37:50,538 uh, okay... okay, bye. 404 00:37:59,610 --> 00:38:00,334 Fuck! 405 00:39:00,418 --> 00:39:03,886 Fucking text threads! I don't care! 406 00:39:29,348 --> 00:39:30,515 Oh, wow! 407 00:39:31,636 --> 00:39:32,767 Is this a suite? 408 00:39:32,828 --> 00:39:34,537 Yeah, I'm treating myself, 409 00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:36,600 no kids, no corpses. 410 00:39:37,857 --> 00:39:38,936 You have kids? 411 00:39:38,997 --> 00:39:39,885 Yeah, three. 412 00:39:40,075 --> 00:39:43,755 Kaylee is 8, Davis is 11 and Jay is 16. 413 00:39:43,940 --> 00:39:45,441 That explains the shirt, Dad. 414 00:39:45,502 --> 00:39:47,264 Would you stop it with the shirt? 415 00:39:47,325 --> 00:39:48,827 It's really bad. I'm trying to help you. 416 00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:50,126 You want me to take it off? 417 00:39:51,629 --> 00:39:52,341 There. 418 00:39:52,402 --> 00:39:53,064 Oh. 419 00:39:53,125 --> 00:39:54,565 Now you don't have to see it anymore. 420 00:39:57,927 --> 00:39:58,935 -Just... -Help! 421 00:39:58,996 --> 00:40:00,864 Okay... Jesus. Slow down. 422 00:40:00,925 --> 00:40:03,734 Shut up and show me your thick rod! 423 00:40:37,201 --> 00:40:38,389 Oh. 424 00:40:40,151 --> 00:40:41,913 I have no blood. 425 00:40:43,928 --> 00:40:45,142 I need water. 426 00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:24,347 Oh, are we not doing that? 427 00:41:24,816 --> 00:41:26,216 Uh, what? 428 00:41:27,053 --> 00:41:28,698 Cuddling. You don't want to spoon? 429 00:41:28,759 --> 00:41:31,654 Oh... oh, God, I feel like shit. 430 00:41:33,051 --> 00:41:35,017 Oh, god, my stomach. 431 00:41:35,793 --> 00:41:37,224 Are you okay? 432 00:41:39,307 --> 00:41:40,417 Oh, my, God! 433 00:41:40,478 --> 00:41:42,574 Here, let me... let me help you! 434 00:41:42,673 --> 00:41:44,181 No, I'm okay! 435 00:41:44,346 --> 00:41:46,678 No, seriously, I'm an actual nurse. Are you clammy? 436 00:41:46,738 --> 00:41:48,513 No seriously, I'm fine. 437 00:41:48,679 --> 00:41:50,613 Do you normally get this hung over? 438 00:41:51,493 --> 00:41:52,393 No. 439 00:41:52,650 --> 00:41:53,800 Well, then maybe you have a bug... 440 00:41:53,861 --> 00:41:54,955 or you're probably dehydrated. 441 00:41:55,016 --> 00:41:57,147 I'm gonna be okay, you should just go. 442 00:41:57,208 --> 00:41:58,056 I just need to feel sick. 443 00:41:58,192 --> 00:41:59,658 Okay, well let me just look... 444 00:41:59,718 --> 00:42:02,182 Oh, God... really... seriously... no thanks. 445 00:42:02,243 --> 00:42:04,034 Sorry. Okay, well, I could get you some Pepto, 446 00:42:04,095 --> 00:42:05,964 or a sports drink, some electrolytes? 447 00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:07,866 Seriously, just go. 448 00:42:08,121 --> 00:42:09,496 I could drive you back to L.A. 449 00:42:09,557 --> 00:42:10,879 if you don't feel like you can... 450 00:42:10,940 --> 00:42:11,958 I flew. 451 00:42:12,019 --> 00:42:14,121 Okay. Well, I'm gonna go get some supplies 452 00:42:14,182 --> 00:42:15,126 and then I'll be right back. 453 00:42:15,187 --> 00:42:16,775 Honestly, I just need to be by myself. 454 00:42:16,835 --> 00:42:18,902 No, I'm gonna be right back. 455 00:43:04,683 --> 00:43:06,226 Hey, Sis, what's up? 456 00:43:08,413 --> 00:43:09,137 Yeah. 457 00:43:09,910 --> 00:43:11,622 No it's in the mail and there's a card 458 00:43:11,683 --> 00:43:13,216 in there for mom too so sign it. 459 00:43:15,862 --> 00:43:16,839 I'm good! 460 00:43:17,842 --> 00:43:19,604 I went to Guns N' Roses last night. 461 00:43:19,664 --> 00:43:20,539 Oh, how was it? 462 00:43:20,599 --> 00:43:21,661 Amazing. 463 00:43:21,766 --> 00:43:22,633 Aw. 464 00:43:23,307 --> 00:43:25,449 Axl was so, so good. 465 00:43:26,938 --> 00:43:27,736 Yeah. 466 00:43:29,312 --> 00:43:29,948 Yeah. 467 00:43:30,151 --> 00:43:30,884 No it... 468 00:43:31,184 --> 00:43:31,972 it was awesome. 469 00:43:32,033 --> 00:43:33,752 Oh, good, good. 470 00:43:34,054 --> 00:43:36,260 So, guess what? 471 00:43:36,321 --> 00:43:37,214 What? 472 00:43:38,071 --> 00:43:39,658 I met a boy. 473 00:43:39,718 --> 00:43:40,692 You met a boy? 474 00:43:40,752 --> 00:43:42,060 Yeah, at the concert. 475 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,069 Oh, Lord. I don't know about it. 476 00:43:44,130 --> 00:43:45,446 Oh, shut up! 477 00:43:45,506 --> 00:43:46,698 You met him at the concert? 478 00:43:46,758 --> 00:43:47,629 Well, so what? 479 00:43:47,939 --> 00:43:50,034 I hope he's not wild and crazy. 480 00:43:50,381 --> 00:43:52,523 No! No, he is nice! 481 00:43:52,774 --> 00:43:53,844 He's a funeral director. 482 00:43:56,708 --> 00:43:57,333 Christy? 483 00:43:58,500 --> 00:43:59,866 Christy... why is that funny? 484 00:43:59,927 --> 00:44:01,746 Oh, my God. That is ridiculous. 485 00:44:01,924 --> 00:44:03,243 -No! -Does he have a wife? 486 00:44:03,304 --> 00:44:04,816 No! He doesn't have a wife. 487 00:44:05,127 --> 00:44:08,019 And you're about to feel really bad because she's dead. 488 00:44:08,079 --> 00:44:09,688 -Oh. -Yeah, a lot of people 489 00:44:09,749 --> 00:44:12,116 don't find true love until their second marriages anyway. 490 00:44:13,385 --> 00:44:14,944 Did you say that to him? 491 00:44:15,005 --> 00:44:17,859 No, I did not say that to him, 492 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:20,765 I just met him last night. 493 00:44:20,859 --> 00:44:23,602 Well, don't come out so drunk. You're doing that thing. 494 00:44:23,758 --> 00:44:25,804 -I am not! -Jodie, come on. 495 00:44:26,136 --> 00:44:27,772 -You know how you get. -I am not! 496 00:44:27,832 --> 00:44:29,458 You're getting intense. 497 00:44:29,519 --> 00:44:30,894 You know I guess I thought... 498 00:44:31,117 --> 00:44:32,521 you'd be fucking excited for me 499 00:44:32,621 --> 00:44:35,220 because you're always crawling up my fucking ass 500 00:44:35,281 --> 00:44:36,631 about meeting someone. 501 00:44:36,692 --> 00:44:39,784 But I guess that's too much to ask from my bitch sister. 502 00:44:39,944 --> 00:44:41,386 Oh, fuck you, Jodie. 503 00:44:41,511 --> 00:44:42,858 No, fuck you! 504 00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:44,888 Fuck you! You... go fold the fucking shirt! 505 00:44:44,949 --> 00:44:45,909 You need to... 506 00:44:47,064 --> 00:44:48,124 Fucking cunt. 507 00:45:25,656 --> 00:45:26,750 Hey, Dustin! 508 00:45:26,970 --> 00:45:27,630 Hey. 509 00:45:28,472 --> 00:45:29,830 I know you're in there! 510 00:45:29,944 --> 00:45:31,193 Seriously, what the fuck? 511 00:45:32,221 --> 00:45:33,349 I brought you this stuff, I just... 512 00:45:33,410 --> 00:45:35,236 I want you to feel better. I'm not crazy. 513 00:45:35,792 --> 00:45:36,941 Seriously, fuck! 514 00:45:38,078 --> 00:45:40,211 -Hey! -Hey, I'm sorry, uh, I have to go. 515 00:45:40,569 --> 00:45:41,888 Do you want me to drive you to the airport? 516 00:45:41,949 --> 00:45:44,315 No, I have my car. Um, sorry... family emergency. 517 00:45:44,375 --> 00:45:45,523 You said you flew. 518 00:45:45,688 --> 00:45:46,351 Oh, weird. 519 00:45:46,989 --> 00:45:48,287 Well, do you want your bandanna? 520 00:45:48,348 --> 00:45:49,777 You know what? You keep it. 521 00:45:49,838 --> 00:45:51,713 Keep it? What about this stuff? 522 00:45:51,774 --> 00:45:52,690 Do you... do you feel better? 523 00:45:52,751 --> 00:45:55,026 Uh, no, I'm good. I hope everything works out for you. 524 00:45:55,130 --> 00:45:56,995 You hope everything works out for me? 525 00:45:57,076 --> 00:45:58,336 What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 526 00:45:58,397 --> 00:46:00,036 Look, I don't know, I'm just saying things. Alright? 527 00:46:00,097 --> 00:46:02,412 I... I feel like shit, my son broke his arm, 528 00:46:02,473 --> 00:46:04,531 I don't want your stuff, I really have to go. 529 00:46:04,592 --> 00:46:06,036 Okay, well, why didn't you just text me that? 530 00:46:06,097 --> 00:46:06,941 Like, you could've just said, 531 00:46:07,002 --> 00:46:08,807 'Jodie, hey, great time last night. 532 00:46:08,983 --> 00:46:10,880 My kid broke his arm. Call me sometime.' 533 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,811 -That's not that hard! -Cause I don't want to do that, alright? 534 00:46:12,871 --> 00:46:14,214 I... I don't want to get into anything with you. 535 00:46:14,275 --> 00:46:16,281 Not right now, not for the foreseeable future. 536 00:46:16,522 --> 00:46:18,376 Well, why didn't you just tell me that 537 00:46:18,437 --> 00:46:20,374 instead of making up some lie about your kid? 538 00:46:20,435 --> 00:46:21,853 -It's not a lie. -Okay. 539 00:46:21,914 --> 00:46:23,098 It's not! Here... 540 00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:23,965 Fuck. 541 00:46:24,136 --> 00:46:25,724 There, my son broke his arm, okay? 542 00:46:25,784 --> 00:46:27,457 -Okay, well, I believed you. -Okay! 543 00:46:28,193 --> 00:46:29,160 Bye, Jode. 544 00:46:29,637 --> 00:46:32,557 You do not get to call me Jode. 545 00:46:33,020 --> 00:46:34,132 Bye, Ghost. 546 00:46:34,324 --> 00:46:37,322 Bye, Ghost! I didn't even like you that much. 547 00:46:37,546 --> 00:46:40,231 I hope your son feels better but not for you, for him! 548 00:46:40,292 --> 00:46:42,654 I hope that he feels better and you feel bad. 549 00:46:42,715 --> 00:46:43,908 You fucking ghost! 550 00:46:43,968 --> 00:46:45,930 I'm, literally alive and right here. 551 00:46:45,991 --> 00:46:48,346 You fucking banshee! Be gone! 552 00:46:48,406 --> 00:46:49,746 Jesus Christ. 553 00:46:52,917 --> 00:46:53,829 Ugh! 554 00:49:06,490 --> 00:49:07,606 Oh, fuck! 555 00:52:15,452 --> 00:52:16,232 Do you smoke? 556 00:52:16,978 --> 00:52:18,342 Sometimes, sure, I'm down. 557 00:52:18,741 --> 00:52:19,247 Cool. 558 00:52:19,736 --> 00:52:21,109 Hey, can I borrow that? 559 00:52:22,591 --> 00:52:25,147 Yes, but that is a very special bandanna. 560 00:52:25,422 --> 00:52:26,053 Why? 561 00:52:26,746 --> 00:52:28,742 I bought that for my first Guns N' Roses 562 00:52:28,803 --> 00:52:30,906 concert when I was thirteen in Chicago. 563 00:52:31,580 --> 00:52:34,092 My dad drove me down from... We lived in Milwaukee... 564 00:52:34,152 --> 00:52:36,575 and he drove me all the way down just to take me. 565 00:52:36,636 --> 00:52:37,914 He didn't even go, 566 00:52:37,951 --> 00:52:39,597 he just dropped my off and hung out at a Denny's. 567 00:52:40,132 --> 00:52:41,037 Sweet. 568 00:52:41,558 --> 00:52:42,866 Do you like being a dad? 569 00:52:43,419 --> 00:52:45,837 Of course. It's like the most fulfilling thing in my life. 570 00:52:46,207 --> 00:52:47,305 I want to be a mom. 571 00:52:48,301 --> 00:52:51,209 Don't worry. I didn't poke holes in the condom or anything. 572 00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:53,544 I did tie it off and put it in the mini-fridge though. 573 00:52:53,817 --> 00:52:56,618 -What? -I'm kidding! I'm not crazy. 574 00:52:57,437 --> 00:53:00,189 Sometimes I do worry my uterus is just going to rot 575 00:53:00,250 --> 00:53:02,206 out before I find someone to have kids with. 576 00:53:03,543 --> 00:53:06,757 Having kids either makes you more selfish or completely selfless. 577 00:53:07,110 --> 00:53:07,859 Which one are you? 578 00:53:08,912 --> 00:53:11,074 Uh, fuck, I guess that's not entirely accurate. 579 00:53:11,777 --> 00:53:13,397 I guess sometimes you feel both. 580 00:53:13,569 --> 00:53:15,022 You know sometimes you lie 581 00:53:15,090 --> 00:53:16,746 so you can smoke a joint and jerk off 582 00:53:16,807 --> 00:53:18,950 instead of going to your daughter's softball game, 583 00:53:19,583 --> 00:53:21,438 other times you take a bullet for them. 584 00:53:23,414 --> 00:53:24,641 Maybe it's a sliding scale. 585 00:53:26,183 --> 00:53:27,797 I think I'd be more selfless. 586 00:53:29,367 --> 00:53:30,478 I feel less anxious when I'm thinking 587 00:53:30,539 --> 00:53:31,649 about things that aren't myself. 588 00:53:32,004 --> 00:53:33,780 What's that called? Externa... externalizing. 589 00:53:35,685 --> 00:53:37,281 What about your wife? What was she? 590 00:53:41,244 --> 00:53:42,943 Oh, bad question. 591 00:53:43,004 --> 00:53:44,927 It's fine, we don't have to talk about. 592 00:53:44,988 --> 00:53:46,578 No, it's fine. Um... 593 00:53:47,145 --> 00:53:48,900 yeah, she was more selfish. 594 00:53:49,299 --> 00:53:50,668 You know, she'd like disappear. 595 00:53:50,981 --> 00:53:53,437 Drinking and sleeping basically. 596 00:53:53,672 --> 00:53:55,606 -Was she an alcoholic? -Yeah, big time. 597 00:53:56,218 --> 00:53:56,866 I'm sorry. 598 00:53:56,927 --> 00:53:59,227 Eh, was what it was. Nothing to do about it now. 599 00:54:03,893 --> 00:54:05,650 Do you mind if I ask how she happened? 600 00:54:05,892 --> 00:54:08,276 How she happened? Like how she died? 601 00:54:08,337 --> 00:54:09,720 Oh, yeah. Sorry, I'm stoned. 602 00:54:09,994 --> 00:54:11,869 Uh, yeah, she killed herself. 603 00:54:12,463 --> 00:54:13,394 Fuck. 604 00:54:13,851 --> 00:54:15,583 But I don't think she actually meant to. 605 00:54:18,826 --> 00:54:19,813 Excuse me? 606 00:54:20,462 --> 00:54:21,612 You want the story, huh? 607 00:54:22,142 --> 00:54:25,435 I mean, no, we don't have to talk about it, but, yeah, kinda. 608 00:54:25,641 --> 00:54:26,367 Alright. 609 00:54:27,753 --> 00:54:29,412 Uh, so I came home from work, 610 00:54:29,473 --> 00:54:32,276 I was working on this girl who had been in an accident and... 611 00:54:32,336 --> 00:54:33,265 uh, it was bad. 612 00:54:33,570 --> 00:54:34,207 How bad? 613 00:54:34,687 --> 00:54:36,153 Like, really bad. 614 00:54:36,334 --> 00:54:37,763 Jay was thirteen at the time, 615 00:54:37,901 --> 00:54:40,432 I come in, 'Where's mom?' 'Oh, she's taking a bath.' 616 00:54:41,432 --> 00:54:42,719 Go up to check on her, 617 00:54:42,829 --> 00:54:44,458 figuring I'm gonna find her plastered 618 00:54:44,519 --> 00:54:46,715 and then an argument is gonna ensue. 619 00:54:47,551 --> 00:54:49,035 I go in, she's laying in the bath, 620 00:54:49,996 --> 00:54:51,584 candles all over the bathroom. 621 00:54:53,096 --> 00:54:55,172 She drank six bottles of wine. 622 00:54:57,030 --> 00:54:59,147 She passed out, slipped under the water. 623 00:55:00,229 --> 00:55:01,174 It was red. 624 00:55:01,857 --> 00:55:03,574 I thought she had slit her wrists. 625 00:55:03,799 --> 00:55:04,804 It was wine, 626 00:55:05,411 --> 00:55:07,996 one of those giant glasses, you know, that fits the whole bottle? 627 00:55:10,835 --> 00:55:12,847 Candles were so close to the curtains, 628 00:55:13,103 --> 00:55:14,949 anything could have just caught them on fire, 629 00:55:15,010 --> 00:55:16,487 set the whole house on fire. 630 00:55:16,700 --> 00:55:18,038 She could've killed the kids. 631 00:55:18,883 --> 00:55:20,350 It's heavy. 632 00:55:21,253 --> 00:55:22,293 Was she depressed? 633 00:55:23,145 --> 00:55:24,856 Fuck, yeah, she was depressed. 634 00:55:30,661 --> 00:55:33,474 Have you been in a relationship since then? 635 00:55:33,984 --> 00:55:36,286 No. But it doesn't mean I haven't dealt with it. 636 00:55:36,347 --> 00:55:37,609 No, of course. 637 00:55:39,736 --> 00:55:40,602 What about you? 638 00:55:41,238 --> 00:55:42,463 -A relationship? -Yeah. 639 00:55:43,869 --> 00:55:44,782 Nursing school. 640 00:55:45,553 --> 00:55:46,974 But really that was more of a set-up 641 00:55:47,035 --> 00:55:49,366 where we slept in the same bed and we had sex... 642 00:55:50,714 --> 00:55:52,325 He sounded like a frog. 643 00:55:53,105 --> 00:55:55,711 He was like 'Jodie, you need to pay this month's rent.' 644 00:55:55,772 --> 00:55:57,037 Please write a check.' 645 00:55:57,098 --> 00:55:58,625 What frog sounds like that? 646 00:55:58,686 --> 00:56:01,369 No, I don't know, but it was... that was close. 647 00:56:03,838 --> 00:56:06,537 And now it's like the only men who can stand me are gay. 648 00:56:06,699 --> 00:56:08,048 Sometimes I think I should just... 649 00:56:08,371 --> 00:56:10,870 transition into being a bear but it's like, 650 00:56:10,931 --> 00:56:12,406 that's not now trans works 651 00:56:12,467 --> 00:56:14,459 and also I'm not attracted to gay men so. 652 00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:15,452 What's a bear? 653 00:56:16,100 --> 00:56:17,601 It's a big hairy gay man. 654 00:56:17,888 --> 00:56:18,783 Would I be a bear? 655 00:56:19,189 --> 00:56:20,452 -Absolutely. -Huh. 656 00:56:22,038 --> 00:56:23,670 And I don't know why I am so worried about it. 657 00:56:23,730 --> 00:56:25,523 My sisters are married and they're fucking miserable. 658 00:56:25,904 --> 00:56:26,457 Why? 659 00:56:26,996 --> 00:56:28,656 Well, one of them lives in Michigan. 660 00:56:29,013 --> 00:56:31,238 And her husband expects her to just sit at home, 661 00:56:31,385 --> 00:56:33,782 and cook, and clean, and have sex with him, 662 00:56:33,862 --> 00:56:35,954 even though he's gotten really fat and he doesn't do 663 00:56:36,015 --> 00:56:38,170 anything to try to look like a decent human being. 664 00:56:38,327 --> 00:56:41,772 And she, like, lives for this middle-school drama. 665 00:56:42,051 --> 00:56:45,149 Shoot me if that is ever the highlight of my life. 666 00:56:46,379 --> 00:56:48,423 And the other one is engaged to this man whose 667 00:56:48,679 --> 00:56:51,882 only passion is hunting arrowheads, 668 00:56:52,188 --> 00:56:54,994 and also, he calls watching their children alone... 669 00:56:55,354 --> 00:56:56,286 babysitting. 670 00:56:58,577 --> 00:57:00,523 It's like some men are such man-babies. 671 00:57:00,628 --> 00:57:03,994 Like they're completely incapable of taking care of themselves, 672 00:57:04,358 --> 00:57:07,106 and they expect just because they make just a little bit of money 673 00:57:07,167 --> 00:57:09,861 that they should just act like an invalid 674 00:57:09,922 --> 00:57:11,151 who needs to be waited on, 675 00:57:11,314 --> 00:57:13,537 hand and foot, whenever they're not at work 676 00:57:13,795 --> 00:57:17,784 and that none of their decisions or opinions are to be challenged. 677 00:57:17,845 --> 00:57:19,245 And it's just, like, wake up! 678 00:57:19,541 --> 00:57:20,449 And, honestly, 679 00:57:20,510 --> 00:57:23,981 I haven't met a straight man lately who's not a complete dick... 680 00:57:25,062 --> 00:57:26,650 A guy called me pig hag! 681 00:57:26,962 --> 00:57:27,862 Pig hag? 682 00:57:28,232 --> 00:57:28,889 Yeah! 683 00:57:29,103 --> 00:57:30,605 Because we were supposed to go bowling together 684 00:57:30,812 --> 00:57:32,176 and I slept through my alarm 685 00:57:32,237 --> 00:57:35,482 because I'd had three all-night shifts in a row. 686 00:57:35,786 --> 00:57:38,129 But then it's like he goes completely bonkers on me! 687 00:57:38,422 --> 00:57:43,033 And then, suddenly I am the bipolar, lonely, pig hag cunt, 688 00:57:43,093 --> 00:57:45,503 and I need to go hang out with my gays. 689 00:57:45,705 --> 00:57:46,904 I had to block him. 690 00:57:46,964 --> 00:57:48,672 Jesus, that's terrible. 691 00:57:48,732 --> 00:57:50,092 Yeah, I'm almost out of blocks. 692 00:57:50,153 --> 00:57:51,442 You can run out of blocks? 693 00:57:51,708 --> 00:57:52,876 Yeah, it's fucked! 694 00:57:57,621 --> 00:57:58,808 Pig hag? 695 00:58:01,381 --> 00:58:02,377 Stop. 696 00:58:02,816 --> 00:58:05,284 -Stop! -I'm sorry that that happened to you! 697 00:58:05,409 --> 00:58:08,067 -No, it's cool. -No! It's not, men can be awful. 698 00:58:09,123 --> 00:58:10,236 I'm sure I've been awful. 699 00:58:10,966 --> 00:58:12,041 Probably. 700 00:58:12,102 --> 00:58:13,716 Probably will be awful again. 701 00:58:14,924 --> 00:58:17,392 Well, don't be awful to me. 702 00:58:18,415 --> 00:58:20,346 If I'm bad you can always block me. 703 00:58:20,733 --> 00:58:22,427 I'm... I'm almost out of blocks, 704 00:58:22,670 --> 00:58:24,826 that's a ter... That's a terrible idea. 705 01:02:37,619 --> 01:02:39,453 -Hello? -Hey, girl. 706 01:02:41,581 --> 01:02:43,700 -Yeah, I'm fine. I... -What's wrong? 707 01:02:43,761 --> 01:02:44,902 Um... no, I'm fine. 708 01:02:45,525 --> 01:02:49,431 I've just been really busy working and hermiting. 709 01:02:53,668 --> 01:02:56,763 Yeah, you... you... Yeah, you can come over. 710 01:02:56,843 --> 01:02:59,860 -Yeah, come over. Come over. -Okay. Thanks. 711 01:03:18,736 --> 01:03:20,135 Oh, look, she's alive. 712 01:03:20,196 --> 01:03:21,792 We seriously thought you were dead, bitch. 713 01:03:21,853 --> 01:03:24,842 -I'm not. -Honey, why does it smell like this in here? 714 01:03:24,902 --> 01:03:26,043 Rotisserie chicken. 715 01:03:26,103 --> 01:03:28,456 Okay, Brittany Murphy. What is going on? 716 01:03:28,517 --> 01:03:29,788 Did something happen with the Guns N' Roses guy? 717 01:03:29,849 --> 01:03:32,015 You haven't answered any of the threads or a single phone call. 718 01:03:32,137 --> 01:03:34,267 You haven't posted about it on Facebook either. 719 01:03:34,328 --> 01:03:36,364 Yeah, cut this shit. What happened? 720 01:03:36,451 --> 01:03:37,321 Regale us. 721 01:03:38,482 --> 01:03:40,339 Okay, so, basically, 722 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:43,005 I met this guy after the Guns N' Roses concert, 723 01:03:43,125 --> 01:03:44,328 and he just comes up to me, 724 01:03:44,413 --> 01:03:45,963 and he starts talking to me about my outfit 725 01:03:46,023 --> 01:03:48,265 because we're wearing matching bandannas or whatever. 726 01:03:48,616 --> 01:03:50,763 But then he ends up being like really nice. 727 01:03:51,015 --> 01:03:52,518 We spend the whole night together. 728 01:03:52,579 --> 01:03:53,547 He's a funeral director. 729 01:03:53,700 --> 01:03:54,634 That's so hot. 730 01:03:54,805 --> 01:03:56,438 So we meet, we hang around, 731 01:03:56,499 --> 01:03:58,400 and then we end up going back to his hotel room, 732 01:03:58,461 --> 01:03:59,246 where we bang, 733 01:03:59,429 --> 01:04:01,345 but then he tells me all about his dead wife. 734 01:04:01,405 --> 01:04:02,394 Oh, fuck! 735 01:04:02,455 --> 01:04:04,500 Yeah, apparently, she was like a huge alcoholic. 736 01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:08,385 She like, drowned in the bathtub and she lit the house on fire 737 01:04:08,445 --> 01:04:10,187 -while their kids were inside of it. -What? 738 01:04:10,613 --> 01:04:11,895 Yeah, I don't remember all of the details 739 01:04:11,956 --> 01:04:13,698 because I was a little stoned when he was explaining it. 740 01:04:13,840 --> 01:04:15,307 But then, I end up comforting him, 741 01:04:15,521 --> 01:04:17,318 and then we bang again! 742 01:04:17,579 --> 01:04:18,465 And I kissed him. 743 01:04:18,526 --> 01:04:19,633 You kissed him? 744 01:04:19,694 --> 01:04:21,864 Yeah, I ended up sleeping there. 745 01:04:21,925 --> 01:04:22,873 And the next morning, 746 01:04:22,934 --> 01:04:25,518 I was like cuddling with him, like I'm... like I'm spooning him, 747 01:04:25,579 --> 01:04:27,626 and he's like, 'No, no, don't touch me I'm sick.' 748 01:04:27,687 --> 01:04:29,779 Well, was he actually sick? 749 01:04:29,933 --> 01:04:31,474 Well, I did watch him throw up. 750 01:04:31,535 --> 01:04:33,077 Well maybe he was legitimately sick, girl. 751 01:04:33,138 --> 01:04:34,934 Okay, well, I offered to take care of him 752 01:04:34,995 --> 01:04:36,707 like 'Hello I'm a fucking nurse!' 753 01:04:36,972 --> 01:04:38,716 But he was like, 'No, no, I'm good.' 754 01:04:38,777 --> 01:04:41,281 Like he, basically, yelled and screamed at me to go. 755 01:04:41,342 --> 01:04:42,208 And then, I'm like, 756 01:04:42,269 --> 01:04:45,455 'I can drive you back to L.A. if you're sick, ' but he ghosted. 757 01:04:45,819 --> 01:04:47,788 Like, I called him, and I texted him, 758 01:04:47,849 --> 01:04:49,922 and I called him again, but it went to voicemail. 759 01:04:49,983 --> 01:04:51,586 I didn't leave a voicemail. 760 01:04:51,647 --> 01:04:52,930 It's just, he never responded. 761 01:04:52,990 --> 01:04:55,480 -Okay. -Well, that's the problem. 762 01:04:55,674 --> 01:04:57,100 What? What's the problem? 763 01:04:57,595 --> 01:04:58,601 You cared, honey. 764 01:04:58,688 --> 01:04:59,777 I cared? 765 01:04:59,838 --> 01:05:00,779 Yeah, you freaked him out, 766 01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:02,721 you were willing to do too much too fast. 767 01:05:03,294 --> 01:05:05,242 Okay, basically, the way relationships work now 768 01:05:05,310 --> 01:05:07,099 is that whoever cares more loses 769 01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:08,368 and becomes unattractive to the other party. 770 01:05:08,429 --> 01:05:10,047 Okay, well, that makes zero fucking sense. 771 01:05:10,107 --> 01:05:12,182 Yeah, well, that's why you're not supposed to respond 772 01:05:12,242 --> 01:05:13,884 to guy's texts that you like right away. 773 01:05:13,944 --> 01:05:16,843 If I'm interested, why would I wait? That's stupid. 774 01:05:16,937 --> 01:05:17,741 No, girl. 775 01:05:17,863 --> 01:05:19,338 Now I start any conversation 776 01:05:19,399 --> 01:05:21,291 with a man by saying I'm not interested, 777 01:05:21,352 --> 01:05:24,428 and I have never pulled in more solid sevens in my life. 778 01:05:24,648 --> 01:05:26,649 Hot men. Fresh men. 779 01:05:26,710 --> 01:05:28,913 That's bullshit. I was just trying to be nice. 780 01:05:28,974 --> 01:05:31,101 We had sex, we talked about personal stuff. 781 01:05:31,247 --> 01:05:32,603 I don't want to marry him or something. 782 01:05:32,663 --> 01:05:34,972 -But don't you? -No! I barely know him. 783 01:05:35,032 --> 01:05:36,053 Well, did you talk to him 784 01:05:36,114 --> 01:05:37,675 about being alone for the rest of your life? 785 01:05:37,736 --> 01:05:39,072 I mean we got pretty deep. 786 01:05:39,133 --> 01:05:40,786 He was telling me about his dead wife. 787 01:05:40,847 --> 01:05:41,777 That's a lot. 788 01:05:42,322 --> 01:05:43,614 He sensed that you were getting too invested. 789 01:05:43,674 --> 01:05:45,246 Like, you were too eager to be a thing. 790 01:05:45,307 --> 01:05:47,885 Well, he could've just told me that! He ghosted. 791 01:05:48,045 --> 01:05:49,497 I felt like a fucking idiot. 792 01:05:49,558 --> 01:05:52,256 I spent all day wondering what the fuck went wrong. 793 01:05:52,404 --> 01:05:55,359 And the really fucked up thing is I really liked him. 794 01:05:55,698 --> 01:05:57,664 He was funny, and we got along. 795 01:05:57,725 --> 01:05:59,147 We had shit in common, 796 01:05:59,208 --> 01:06:02,723 like, literally shit and faeces and he had a thick rod, 797 01:06:02,784 --> 01:06:04,551 and I didn't hate kissing him. 798 01:06:04,718 --> 01:06:07,445 So, yeah, maybe I did want to see him again, 799 01:06:07,615 --> 01:06:08,538 so what? 800 01:06:08,823 --> 01:06:10,183 When people like each other, 801 01:06:10,244 --> 01:06:12,041 don't they wanna see each other again? 802 01:06:12,102 --> 01:06:13,953 Like, why can't I say what I feel? 803 01:06:14,014 --> 01:06:15,472 Why can't I say 'I like you' 804 01:06:15,533 --> 01:06:18,628 without, apparently, being some fucking crazy person? 805 01:06:19,817 --> 01:06:21,833 Because straight men are fucking garbage! 806 01:06:21,894 --> 01:06:22,585 That's why. 807 01:06:22,646 --> 01:06:24,203 They can't express their feelings, 808 01:06:24,264 --> 01:06:26,551 or have anyone else express feelings at them, 809 01:06:26,616 --> 01:06:29,050 let alone giving a fuck about them! 810 01:06:30,060 --> 01:06:31,607 You've ruined me! 811 01:06:31,752 --> 01:06:35,032 My gays have ruined me! I'm ruined! 812 01:06:35,092 --> 01:06:35,775 Hush your mouth. 813 01:06:35,836 --> 01:06:38,455 No, I'm too used to men expressing their feelings 814 01:06:38,516 --> 01:06:42,005 and caring about my opinions and then letting me speak! 815 01:06:42,181 --> 01:06:43,031 On a date, 816 01:06:43,092 --> 01:06:45,564 I can't get out a sentence without being interrupted! 817 01:06:45,632 --> 01:06:47,714 I mean what the fuck? 818 01:06:47,811 --> 01:06:48,480 Honey! 819 01:06:48,672 --> 01:06:50,115 You don't think from time to time 820 01:06:50,203 --> 01:06:51,936 we've been reckless with men's hearts? 821 01:06:52,441 --> 01:06:54,183 We treat you with respect because you're our friend 822 01:06:54,244 --> 01:06:55,851 and that's what friends do for each other. 823 01:06:55,912 --> 01:06:57,304 A guy called me pig hag. 824 01:06:57,365 --> 01:06:58,651 -Uh... -What? 825 01:07:00,198 --> 01:07:02,958 Do you guys walk around just calling people pig hag? 826 01:07:03,488 --> 01:07:04,817 Pig hag? 827 01:07:05,421 --> 01:07:06,301 No. 828 01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:08,493 Not unless someone wants me to. 829 01:07:08,703 --> 01:07:12,649 Yeah, and fat, and lonely, and bipolar, and cunt, 830 01:07:12,710 --> 01:07:14,323 because I slept through a fucking date. 831 01:07:14,384 --> 01:07:15,405 That's crazy. 832 01:07:15,617 --> 01:07:17,378 Yeah, and the really fucked up part is 833 01:07:17,439 --> 01:07:21,056 is after he spends like three days textually harassing me 834 01:07:21,117 --> 01:07:22,736 he sends me a message like, 835 01:07:22,882 --> 01:07:24,992 'Hey, let's start over and hang out.' 836 01:07:25,053 --> 01:07:28,029 Like, mother fucker, I am about to file a police report! 837 01:07:28,111 --> 01:07:30,087 First of all, that's terrible, block his number immediately. 838 01:07:30,247 --> 01:07:31,656 I'm almost out of blocks! 839 01:07:31,717 --> 01:07:32,923 Okay, look at me... 840 01:07:33,259 --> 01:07:34,099 listen to me. 841 01:07:34,499 --> 01:07:36,447 This man, this Guns N' Roses man, 842 01:07:36,508 --> 01:07:38,729 funeral director, he is not the end-all be-all. 843 01:07:39,054 --> 01:07:40,822 Yeah, you've got to pump the brakes. 844 01:07:41,015 --> 01:07:43,403 I mean this is exciting but it's sad, too. 845 01:07:43,464 --> 01:07:45,535 I think you might be setting the stakes a little bit too high up. 846 01:07:45,595 --> 01:07:47,872 I mean, just cause it might not work out with this guy 847 01:07:47,933 --> 01:07:49,206 doesn't mean you're gonna end alone. 848 01:07:49,266 --> 01:07:52,175 It's not that serious. There's other fish in the sea, girl. 849 01:07:52,379 --> 01:07:54,263 It's... I'm just... I'm fucking lonely! 850 01:07:54,606 --> 01:07:57,014 You know dating is really fucking hard. 851 01:07:57,074 --> 01:07:58,339 I'm thirty-six! 852 01:07:58,400 --> 01:08:01,450 I'm like five years away from being someone's weird aunt. 853 01:08:01,511 --> 01:08:02,958 And I just... I'm not ready 854 01:08:03,094 --> 01:08:04,788 to be that person at family gatherings 855 01:08:04,848 --> 01:08:06,624 that everybody feels sorry for 856 01:08:06,685 --> 01:08:08,474 because they know I don't have anywhere else to go. 857 01:08:08,535 --> 01:08:10,293 Girl, we are all lonely. 858 01:08:10,354 --> 01:08:11,641 Don't try to be in a relationship 859 01:08:11,809 --> 01:08:13,095 just to be in a relationship. 860 01:08:13,156 --> 01:08:15,555 Not a one of us has a significant other right now. 861 01:08:15,616 --> 01:08:17,592 No, it's a different for you, you're gay. 862 01:08:17,653 --> 01:08:19,114 And also, lies! 863 01:08:19,175 --> 01:08:22,128 I see you all on your phones with boys all the time. 864 01:08:22,189 --> 01:08:24,031 Not really, it's all an illusion. 865 01:08:24,092 --> 01:08:25,113 Just because we're texting men 866 01:08:25,174 --> 01:08:26,542 all the time and getting loads up the ass 867 01:08:26,603 --> 01:08:27,991 doesn't mean we're not lonely. 868 01:08:28,052 --> 01:08:29,496 Okay, well, I would settle for that. 869 01:08:29,782 --> 01:08:32,310 So you guys have to help me take sexy pics for my profile. 870 01:08:32,371 --> 01:08:33,415 Girl, no. 871 01:08:33,476 --> 01:08:36,836 Yes! Come on! I want to do revolving dick door. 872 01:08:36,897 --> 01:08:38,688 It's not fair, you get to do it. 873 01:08:38,748 --> 01:08:40,823 I have not played ass up door open 874 01:08:40,884 --> 01:08:42,488 in a long time, for your information. 875 01:08:42,734 --> 01:08:44,815 And I don't really think that this is the answer. 876 01:08:44,876 --> 01:08:46,341 I mean, you love to travel! 877 01:08:46,402 --> 01:08:49,060 You were in Morocco and Spain last year alone, bitch. 878 01:08:49,384 --> 01:08:50,233 What about the RV? 879 01:08:50,294 --> 01:08:51,409 No, my sister was right, 880 01:08:51,470 --> 01:08:53,601 that's fucking stupid, and I don't wanna talk about it! 881 01:08:53,662 --> 01:08:55,214 Seriously dude, this is not the answer. 882 01:08:55,532 --> 01:08:57,037 If you think revolving dick door is gonna make you feel better 883 01:08:57,098 --> 01:08:59,408 -you're out of your fucking mind. -Oh, shut up, Nate. 884 01:08:59,721 --> 01:09:02,632 Why are you talking like you have any fucking moral high ground? 885 01:09:02,693 --> 01:09:05,215 You get your ass hole blown out every fucking weekend 886 01:09:05,275 --> 01:09:06,822 because you're shit-house wasted. 887 01:09:06,883 --> 01:09:08,479 Accurate, but unacceptable. 888 01:09:09,535 --> 01:09:10,541 Take pics now. 889 01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:11,639 Oh, my God. 890 01:09:11,715 --> 01:09:12,443 I'm gonna say, 891 01:09:12,653 --> 01:09:17,159 'Thirty-six, fat ass, ass up, door open, Buzz 585.' 892 01:09:17,399 --> 01:09:18,632 Maxwell, how should I be? 893 01:09:18,875 --> 01:09:20,756 Um, I don't know, I would just do like, 894 01:09:20,817 --> 01:09:22,432 whatever you wanna be serving when they get here. 895 01:09:22,492 --> 01:09:23,322 -Maxwell! -What? 896 01:09:23,383 --> 01:09:24,482 Shut up, Nate! 897 01:09:26,469 --> 01:09:27,895 Yeah, so like, I don't know, just like, 898 01:09:27,956 --> 01:09:32,167 bend over, tooch your ass up, and just, like work, bitch. 899 01:09:32,957 --> 01:09:35,145 -That's how we're working it? -Yeah, don't show my face. 900 01:09:35,383 --> 01:09:36,095 Kay. 901 01:09:41,498 --> 01:09:42,928 I don't think I like what I'm seeing. 902 01:09:43,100 --> 01:09:45,317 Yeah, as a former face-down ass-up queen, 903 01:09:45,378 --> 01:09:47,136 I do not condone this. 904 01:09:47,197 --> 01:09:49,798 This is a micro solution to a macro problem. 905 01:09:49,918 --> 01:09:52,282 You cannot fill the void in your life with dicks. 906 01:09:52,343 --> 01:09:53,493 We've tried! 907 01:09:53,554 --> 01:09:55,536 And you cannot fill it with someone meaningful 908 01:09:55,597 --> 01:09:57,933 until you yourself feel meaningful. 909 01:09:58,034 --> 01:09:59,603 Yeah, Jodie, you can't go walking down the street 910 01:09:59,663 --> 01:10:02,205 requiring every man you see to validate your parking. 911 01:10:02,457 --> 01:10:04,141 You need to validate your own parking, okay? 912 01:10:04,201 --> 01:10:05,498 Having ten dicks inside of you 913 01:10:05,559 --> 01:10:07,374 is guaranteed to not make you feel better. 914 01:10:09,552 --> 01:10:10,559 Are you listening? 915 01:10:10,620 --> 01:10:12,610 Yes, ten dicks. Got it. 916 01:10:13,021 --> 01:10:14,440 -I got it. -Great. 917 01:10:15,585 --> 01:10:17,460 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, guys. 918 01:10:17,730 --> 01:10:19,877 I'm sorry, Nate, for what I said before. 919 01:10:19,938 --> 01:10:21,894 I get it, I do, I get it. 920 01:10:21,955 --> 01:10:24,396 I don't need a man, but I just... 921 01:10:24,457 --> 01:10:27,340 I feel like I will feel better if I get fucked right now. 922 01:10:27,400 --> 01:10:30,115 And I just... I need you guys to just not judge me. 923 01:10:30,873 --> 01:10:32,148 Alright girl, live your truth. 924 01:10:32,747 --> 01:10:36,226 Just keep your phone near you and text us if things get weird. 925 01:11:17,506 --> 01:11:18,553 Come in! 926 01:12:44,073 --> 01:12:44,802 Thanks. 927 01:12:51,667 --> 01:12:52,807 You're welcome. 928 01:15:06,802 --> 01:15:08,736 You've got a great ass. 929 01:15:09,139 --> 01:15:09,719 Thanks. 930 01:15:10,591 --> 01:15:11,801 Are you ready? Can I just... 931 01:15:12,495 --> 01:15:13,402 Yeah. 932 01:15:22,077 --> 01:15:23,570 Is it okay if I turn on the light? 933 01:15:24,647 --> 01:15:25,429 Yeah. 934 01:15:31,561 --> 01:15:32,625 So, I'm just gonna... 935 01:15:32,862 --> 01:15:34,134 -Yep. -Mm-hm. 936 01:15:36,906 --> 01:15:38,339 Okay, I'm just gonna... 937 01:15:42,572 --> 01:15:43,420 Ahh. 938 01:15:44,146 --> 01:15:45,667 Ah, yeah. 939 01:15:49,190 --> 01:15:50,898 Is that okay? Does it feel good? 940 01:15:50,959 --> 01:15:51,588 Mm-hm. 941 01:15:51,648 --> 01:15:52,622 Okay, good. 942 01:15:53,062 --> 01:15:54,443 I want you to feel good. 943 01:15:57,458 --> 01:15:58,620 Ah... ah yeah, 944 01:15:59,431 --> 01:16:00,715 uh... Can I, uh... 945 01:16:01,383 --> 01:16:02,713 Can I ask you a weird question? 946 01:16:04,179 --> 01:16:05,220 Mm-hm? 947 01:16:06,201 --> 01:16:07,321 Can... can I see your face? 948 01:16:09,506 --> 01:16:11,526 -Will you turn over? -Yeah, sure. Sure. 949 01:16:15,237 --> 01:16:16,006 Oh. 950 01:16:21,797 --> 01:16:22,462 Wow. 951 01:16:23,973 --> 01:16:24,709 You're beautiful. 952 01:16:26,261 --> 01:16:27,094 Thanks. 953 01:16:27,803 --> 01:16:29,136 Ah, yeah. 954 01:16:29,586 --> 01:16:31,686 Oh, ah. 955 01:16:32,161 --> 01:16:33,629 Oh, ah. 956 01:16:34,175 --> 01:16:35,148 Oh, yeah. 957 01:16:35,351 --> 01:16:36,004 Okay. 958 01:16:36,797 --> 01:16:37,867 Okay... I'm gonna... 959 01:16:38,243 --> 01:16:39,669 I'm gonna... I'm gonna... 960 01:16:39,962 --> 01:16:41,254 Ah... ah... 961 01:16:41,315 --> 01:16:42,200 Ah! 962 01:16:42,566 --> 01:16:43,431 Ah. 963 01:16:44,519 --> 01:16:45,358 Oh. 964 01:16:54,651 --> 01:16:55,720 Ah, yeah. 965 01:17:36,959 --> 01:17:37,932 Would you, um, 966 01:17:37,993 --> 01:17:40,686 wanna stay and watch a movie or something? 967 01:17:52,133 --> 01:17:52,967 Oh... 968 01:19:54,254 --> 01:19:55,094 Fuck! 969 01:19:56,305 --> 01:20:56,185 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/6xesq Help other users to choose the best subtitles